Escalating This Dragon Tank — Funny Sea-Dragon & Rooster Graphic Tank

Description

This tank brings sideways humor and seaside swagger to lazy afternoons and live sessions. A hand-drawn rooster astride a serpentine sea dragon rides across a vintage sunburst and cresting waves, the slogan “I’ll be Escalating This” winking at anyone who gets your offbeat sense of play. The garment-dyed finish and soft, broken-in feel make it an easy reach for beach walks, board game nights, farmers’ markets, or any hangout where you want to start a laugh without trying too hard. Lightweight with a relaxed drape, it moves with you and wears like an old favorite from day one—bold art, casual attitude, and a tiny bit of mischief rolled into one.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
– Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
– Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a clean drape and reduced waste
– Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for easy layering
– Self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label for a lasting, finished look

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean