Coffee Raccoon Sweatshirt — “I Need Coffee Not Commentary” Cozy Crewneck

Description

Wrapped in soft, medium-weight warmth, this cozy crewneck reads like your morning routine in sweatshirt form. A sleepy raccoon clutching a steaming mug sits under the cheeky line “I NEED COFFEE NOT COMMENTARY,” giving the design a wry, relatable edge. The clean crew neckline and classic fit lay flat and easy, while ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape through repeated wears. It’s the kind of layer you pull on for slow weekend mornings, commute weather, or those early office hours when conversation can wait until caffeine lands. The embroidered placement options and crisp printed neck labels add subtle, quality touches that make it feel thoughtfully made rather than mass-produced.

Product features
– Embroidered placement available on chest and wrists
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth fit
– Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
– OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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