Retro Astronomer Sweatshirt — Falling Star (Broken Clock)

Description

A cozy retro sweatshirt that’s equal parts astronomy joke and mountain-night nostalgia. The centered, one-color distressed screenprint shows an amateur astronomer peering through a telescope at a falling star that eerily resembles a broken clock—a wink to anyone who spends nights lost in the sky and the oddities of time. The design lands clean and slightly worn, like a cherished tee pulled on for late-night stargazing or low-key science meetups. It pairs naturally with clear, cold evenings on a ridge or desk-side coffee during marathon observing sessions. Subtle irony and vintage texture make this a familiar companion for space-nerd humor without shouting for attention.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
– Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces fabric waste and gives a clean silhouette
– One-color distressed screenprint centered on the chest; optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
– Ethically sourced materials and certified dyes (OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100); DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints for crisp details

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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