I Didn’t Need To Know That Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Retro Sarcastic Graphic Sweatshirt

Description

This cozy crewneck brings a deadpan wink to quiet days and loud conversations alike. Soft, mid-weight fleece holds a detailed, vintage-style illustration of a world-weary face and the wry caption “I didn’t need to know that,” letting you wear sarcasm with style. The relaxed, classic fit layers easily over tees or beneath a jacket, while durable stitching and a ribbed collar keep the silhouette tidy wash after wash. It settles into everyday life—coffee runs, late-night chats, road trips—anywhere you want to give people a friendly, amused eye roll without saying a word.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
– Available embroidery placements: left/center/large center chest and wrists; DTG/DTF printed labels and wrist prints
– Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability and shape retention
– OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton per US Cotton Trust Protocol
– Gray pearlized tear-away label to prevent itchiness; adult sizing

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Do not iron