Please Stop Losing Sentient Objects Crewneck Sweatshirt — Retro Sci‑Fi Graphic

Description

This retro sci‑fi crewneck carries a sly sense of humor and a cozy, well-worn vibe. The graphic depicts a busy outer-space airport scene — flashing departure boards, hovering luggage, and tiny sentient objects mid-complaint — with the tagline “Please stop losing sentient objects” rendered in playful, vintage-style lettering. Slip it on and you’ll feel like you’re stepping into a late-night, neon-lit terminal where fellow travelers trade knowing smirks and dry jokes about possessed suitcases. The midweight cotton–poly fabric drapes comfortably without bulk, and the roomy classic fit makes it easy to layer over tees or under jackets for cooler evenings. Subtle quality details — ribbed collar that keeps its shape, tear-away label, tubular no-seam knit, and reinforced stitching — mean this sweatshirt moves with you through meetups, con panels, or slow weekend mornings at the corner café. Choose embroidered placement for a more tactile, elevated look, or stick with the printed artwork for bold, full-scene impact. Made with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically supported cotton, it brings durable comfort and a wink of sci‑fi charm to your everyday rotation.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Classic roomy fit with ribbed knit collar and reinforced double-needle stitching
– Printed front artwork (DTG) with DTF inner neck labels; embroidery available
– Tubular, no-side-seam construction reduces waste and gives a clean silhouette
– OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically supported US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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